A girl I work with asked me to help her lift a desk and she said ‘I wish I was a boy so I’d have muscles’. So I picked the desk up myself and carried it to the customer’s car.
Trying to explain the concept of ‘resting bitch face’ to a senior social psychology lecturer was one of the most amusing moments of my university career
I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.
I used to work at Domino’s and let me tell you a thing, that is exactly what goes down.
Yeeeeeah my Supernatural fic has just passed 300 hits on Ao3 :D
Yes, it is weird that her bra reminds you of a Katy Perry song
I thought I’d try using the To Do List app on my phone, and found only two completed tasks. I cannot for the life of me, no matter how hard I try, remember who Tash is.