Posted 23 hours ago

A girl I work with asked me to help her lift a desk and she said ‘I wish I was a boy so I’d have muscles’. So I picked the desk up myself and carried it to the customer’s car.

Posted 2 days ago

Was not expecting to hear a Kiwi song in the Teen Wolf pilot.

Posted 3 days ago

Trying to explain the concept of ‘resting bitch face’ to a senior social psychology lecturer was one of the most amusing moments of my university career

Posted 1 month ago

direhuman:

kenfucky:

ordering pizza

I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.

I used to work at Domino’s and let me tell you a thing, that is exactly what goes down. 

Posted 1 month ago

Yeeeeeah my Supernatural fic has just passed 300 hits on Ao3 :D

Posted 2 months ago

topgear:

tomhazeldine:

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Tune in to BBC America on Monday, February 17th at 8:30pm ET to see Tom Hiddleston as the newest Star in a Reasonably Priced Car!

Posted 2 months ago

An open letter to Jason Derulo

Yes, it is weird that her bra reminds you of a Katy Perry song

Posted 2 months ago

I thought I’d try using the To Do List app on my phone, and found only two completed tasks. I cannot for the life of me, no matter how hard I try, remember who Tash is.

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

Things I have accomplished today

Memorized a Latin exorcism